72 Comments

  • Alienmorph
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 23

    … and thus the epic Hunchback Review Trilogy was completed! x D

  • Omega_Gozer
    Omega_Gozer
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    Another quality piece from Dingo pictures…

    Also I thought that phone intereference was coming from my side there until you pointed it out XD

    • rodro
      rodro
      Just might make the CUT
      Comments: 43

      Same here, after so many years using those phones and getting the noise on the radios I normally asume it’s on my side by default. As if animation, cuts, backgrounds, voices and plot weren’t enough for Dingo…

  • Prossor_Kobras
    Prossor_Kobras
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 39

    I don’t know why, but every time I hear the Puma Man theme, I have to laugh out loud.

  • RobertX
    Old Man
    Comments: 4

    That guy with the t-shirt is Dingo’s attempt at being funny.

    He clearly looks like a typical carricature of former German Chancellor Helmut Kohl. I immediately recognized him,

    as most Germans probably would. And on his shirt it says “Hannelore”, the name of Kohl’s wife at the time.

    Oh Dingo Pictures… you… shouldn’t have.

  • Laserface
    Laserface
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 96

    Oh Dingo Pictures, you always cease to amaze me.

    Why does Quasimodo look like Link? And sound like The Elephant Man? Also, apparently Mortal Kombat 2 existed back then because Quasimodo killed Frollo with the Pit 2 stage fatality.

  • HanSK
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 9

    I em sure you probably already know, but there is also a Goodtimes version

  • Knightroglycerin
    Knightroglycerin
    Robert Cop
    Comments: 188

    Maybe they meant Abbot and just tried to pronounce it the “French way” with a silent t. Granted I really don’t know anything about any type of church hierarchy.

  • Dunes
    Robert Cop
    Comments: 190

    Proof that accurate isn’t always better.

  • Alex C.
    Alex C.
    JUST GOT ACTUALLY-ED!
    Comments: 152

    I like the accessibility of these Dingo Pictures movies. They’re all on YouTube if you really enjoy so-bad-its-good stuff and riffing on your own.

    However, I do not recommend these movies for the suicidally depressed. It’s the cinematic equivalent of standing on the edge of a cliff while a crowd of three German voice actors shout at you, “Do it! Do it! Dooooo iiiiiiit!” for an hour.

  • SailorSlamDunk
    SailorSlamDunk
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 36

    My God. This was actually my introduction to Dingo Pictures’ line of work.

    Give this a tiny bit of credit above Golden Films, as they at least made the hunchback ugly. Literally, perhaps the ugliest hunchback you will ever see.

    In fact, these renderings of humans are so off, perhaps the people who inflict these Dingo films upon us…AREN’T REAL “PEOPLE” AT ALL? [dramatic chord]

  • The Phantom of Pulp
    I'm THE BEST!
    Comments: 112

    I knew this was gonna happen: it was just a matter of time. Maybe they made it when they saw your last review.

    Opening: it was an artform

    0:36 that was…strangly nice; thanks 🙂

    1:52 excellent! Your reactions in this review were great 🙂 20:17 as well

    Claude Frollo: the first internet troll in history 🙂

    I knew this would be dark…not the darkest (Mondo *cough* *cough*)

    This is the fourth Dingo film, am I right? I’m now starting to pick up the same actors and character design. The art….my god…

    At least you can say one thing this movie does distinctly: it takes the position of those who hate Quasimodo and the Gypsies

    This was hilarious…and I loved your attention to detail. Great review: by the way, have you ever read the book? Just curious, not cirtisisum

     

     

    • Brother_Malachai
      Scene Interrupting Comment!
      Comments: 272

      Was Mondo the one w/ the “wtf” ending w/ the goat?  X_x

      • The Phantom of Pulp
        I'm THE BEST!
        Comments: 112

        The very same 🙂

        • Brother_Malachai
          Scene Interrupting Comment!
          Comments: 272

          Yeah, Phelous needs to do that one.  He’ll flip so bad.  :-0

          • OrangeRider
            OrangeRider
            Captain Sillypants
            Comments: 299

            Mondo TV? Weren’t they the same guys who made 2 of the 3 animated Titanic movies, Angel’s Friends (a rip-off of Winx Club where they’re angels instead of fairies), Puppy in my Pocket: Adventures in Pocketville, and lots of other cash-ins to popular properties?

            But nothing is as a balant knock-off as Astro Plan or any of those 70’s-80’s South Korean mecha anime/manwha movies. Anyways, Phelous should review one of those.

          • The Phantom of Pulp
            I'm THE BEST!
            Comments: 112

            They made some Titanic knock offs but I’m sure about the rest (they did the angel thing)…I’d have to check: they did make a Pocahontas TV series where she met Aztecs and fought Spider Woman and Mulan where she gets saved by a giant eagle and (now Phelous HAS to review this)  her side kick is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

            I’m not kidding. I think they also did a sleepy snow queen adaptation but I can’t find it

            Not familier with the astro boy knock offs but they sound strange…almost as strange as these

          • OrangeRider
            OrangeRider
            Captain Sillypants
            Comments: 299

            I think there’s a South Korean knock-off of Astro Boy but I might be wrong.

            Astro Plan (AKA. Space Adventures) has nothing to do with Astro Boy instead it’s a Gundam/Robotech rip-off that aired on Chinese television back in 2010. The first 4 and the final episode are on YouTube if you want to see the guilty pleasure that it is. The character designs are a cross between that Flash-animated Speed Racer show on Nicktoons from a few years back and Mobile Suit Gundam 00 and the mechs are knock-offs of the Veritechs from the Macross saga of Robotech. Just look at those “ORIGNAL” designs!

            Also, those 70’s-80’s South Korean mecha anime rip-offs include “classics” such as Robot Taekwon V, Space Gundam V, Gold Wing, Diatron-5, Iron Man 007, Defenders of Space (AKA. Pheonix King), and Captain of Cosmos (AKA. Space Black Knight). Well, the last one doesn’t have mechs but you still get the basic gist of it. Those were made because the dictatorship of the time prevented almost any Japanese anime from being imported there so they made their own anime by reusing cels and backgrounds that the animation studios used to make the real anime (they still did animation for the actual Japanese shows sometimes).

             

          • OrangeRider
            OrangeRider
            Captain Sillypants
            Comments: 299

            *episodes

          • OrangeRider
            OrangeRider
            Captain Sillypants
            Comments: 299
          • OrangeRider
            OrangeRider
            Captain Sillypants
            Comments: 299

            And is it just me or does Phelous have Our Friend Power 5 (another Korean knock-off movie) in the background? That movie is TMNT crossed with Machine Robo/the GoBots and the Ninja Turtles are aliens in that one. What’s with South Korea and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

  • The Phantom of Pulp
    I'm THE BEST!
    Comments: 112

    Wabu: the next Old Man

    I call for them to brawl over…whatever position The Old Man has

    All in favor?

    • Alex C.
      Alex C.
      JUST GOT ACTUALLY-ED!
      Comments: 152

      Maybe. I just want another Old Man Reads Creepypastas.

      Wa[majin]buu is such a jerk, though… Having him read creepypastas could work, once Phelan has reviewed another movie with Wa[majin]buu in it.

      • Alex C.
        Alex C.
        JUST GOT ACTUALLY-ED!
        Comments: 152

        Wait! Majin Wabuu is a much better joke name. (DBZ reference)

        I WANT MAJIN WABUU

        • The Phantom of Pulp
          I'm THE BEST!
          Comments: 112

          Great…even though my knowledge of DBZ is ‘spiky haired guy fights other people with cards’. Same as Pokemon expect it’s balls not cards

          Siiiiigh…..

          • OrangeRider
            OrangeRider
            Captain Sillypants
            Comments: 299

            Pokemon is about monsters fighting each other to the death that are captured in balls that have TARDIS-esque technology. It’s nothing like DBZ except they’re both popular 90’s anime, have like tons of video games, have a TCG, and have something to do with balls.

          • The Phantom of Pulp
            I'm THE BEST!
            Comments: 112

            You’ve just made the world make a little more sense…can you explain Dragonball that simply? I understand Pokemon better then Dragonball

          • OrangeRider
            OrangeRider
            Captain Sillypants
            Comments: 299

            Dragon Ball Z is where people charge up and beat each other up just to collect 7 magical balls.

          • The Phantom of Pulp
            I'm THE BEST!
            Comments: 112

            Now the rest of the world makes sense…knowing this, all the random little boys with weird growth habits, the green people and the various dimentions will all fall into place soon enough

            thanks 🙂

          • OrangeRider
            OrangeRider
            Captain Sillypants
            Comments: 299

            You’re welcome. Basically, DBZ is like Keeping Up with the Kardashians (some terrible reality TV show about some rich family fighting and arguing with each other) but with them charging up, shooting ki blasts, collecting 7 magical balls, and just better overall.

          • The Phantom of Pulp
            I'm THE BEST!
            Comments: 112

            I know the premise of Keeping Up With the Kardashians…how sad is it to be more familier with the Kardashians then DBZ

            I’m now sad 🙁

            Where does Yugio fit into this?

             

          • The Phantom of Pulp
            I'm THE BEST!
            Comments: 112

            Though DBZ sounds much better: everything’s better with kicking and lazers

          • OrangeRider
            OrangeRider
            Captain Sillypants
            Comments: 299

            Yu-Gi-Oh is where people solve all their problems by playing a children’s card game that was apparently invented by the ancient Egyptians. Also, there’s 4 spin-offs somehow (one where they are at some duel academy [GX], one where they’re on motorcycles [5Ds], one with someone with a scouter [Zexal], and one where they introduce “Pendulum Summoning” [ARC or whatever it’s called]) and I’ve only seen 2 of the spin-offs [GX and 5Ds] to be honest. It’s pretty good from what I remember of it but it’s not as good as Gundam (where armies in space always hire mentally-unstable teenagers to pilot giant robots and use them to fight to the death in some kind of war [except for G Gundam, Gundam Build Fighters, Gundam Build Fighters Try, and Gunpla Builders Beginning G where they just use giant robots/model kits to fight each other by using flashy special moves in some kind of tournament]). If you want to watch Gundam for the first time, I recommend you watch SEED/SEED Destiny or OO first before you get the hang of it.

          • OrangeRider
            OrangeRider
            Captain Sillypants
            Comments: 299

            Seriously, almost every drama/soap opera out there is like DBZ but more boring and less action.

          • The Phantom of Pulp
            I'm THE BEST!
            Comments: 112

            Wow, this is crazy stuff…cool! Thanks fro breaking it down. The giant robots are thing for the Japanese aren’t they, with Power Rangers and Mobile Gundam

          • The Phantom of Pulp
            I'm THE BEST!
            Comments: 112

            Definetly want to give these shows a watch: I know of Gundam from Team 4 Star’s Linkara crossover and this makes much more sense then the other three shows

  • Spike
    Spike
    Robert Cop
    Comments: 194

    really on a Hunchback kick, huh? 😛

    Well, this movie sucked in all the ways I expected. I can’t even believe these people had the balls to release it. The crayon backgrounds, the… y’know, I refuse to call it animation. That abomination is just pure awfulness, the rawest form of crap.

  • Marvelfan211
    Marvelfan211
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 94

    Once again, Phelous, thank you for your endurance. Just watching clips was brutal.

     

    P.S. Wabuu vs Old Man please!

  • Marvelfan211
    Marvelfan211
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 94

    Wabuu vs Old Man: Whoever wins, we’re all completely useless (heh heh heh)

  • Jon Protagonist
    Jon Protagonist
    Fighting Steffi Love
    Comments: 164

    Phelous! You is the pope of shitty Disney knock offs!

    This video is amazing. I know the material probably wrote itself with this one, but wow thanks for making me laugh all the way through. The number of awesomely WTF moments is off the charts. With animal characters, you could excuse some of the weirdness.

    Thankfully seductive splaying duck survived the knife thrower, but Col. Pimpders may have to roast her over a Christian baby fire!

    A-mazing!

  • thisseatofmars
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 61

    I haven’t watched Phelous in a while… I was at work the other day and the phrase, “Pareees Heeelton eees dead? my God– I can smile!” popped into my head.

    Always great to come to this site and enjoy stellar content.

  • Brother_Malachai
    Scene Interrupting Comment!
    Comments: 272

    Oh jeez, the Beret guy in this film has the same voice as Dundee The Crocodile!  :-0

  • IronJustice
    IronJustice
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 30

    I am just amazed… I have never seen such horrible animation and voice acting, and THAT is saying something.

  • Occam
    Occam
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 31

    Those nuns are seriously awful people…

    Though keep in mind that they were probably forced into the order even if they weren’t cut out for it, given the time period (the story begins in 1482). Yeah, it’s not a good time for anyone, really.

  • occamsbroadsword
    Occam
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 31

    Quasimodo, you should be interested in the -belles-, not the bells–I’ll see myself out.

  • Aka Guymelef
    Aka Guymelef
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 14

    For those wondering what the medieval beatnik is saying (with its mixture of french accent) :

    9:42
    Citizens of Paris. (the ‘S’ is silent in french)
    Come ye all here!
    Come ye all heeere!
    Look for the pope of fools. (I keep hearing Zeus but that doesn’t make any sense so…)

    11:14
    Let’s show him to the people of Paris, up to Place PrĂ©vert.

    Really not sure about “PrĂ©vert” since Jacques PrĂ©vert is a famous french poet of the XX century so it would be an anachronism (also there is no Place PrĂ©vert in Paris). Then again, as other pointed out with the caricature of Helmut Kohl, Dingo is not above such things…

  • Kooshmeister
    Kooshmeister
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 99

    Even here, Quasimodo isn’t that ugly. He isn’t handsome, but he also isn’t any more grotesque than any of the supposedly normal-looking people in this. If he combed his hair and got rid of the zits he’d just be kind of plain and ordinary-looking.

  • likalaruku
    likalaruku
    Completely Useless Now
    Comments: 740

    Damn, I’m REALLY late to the show this time.

    Now who dropped baby Freddy Kreuger off at the nunnery?

    Never knew Frollo had evil henchnuns.

    Between Pierre & Esmerelda, Pierre is definitely the prettier one.

    Lol, I thought I was getting a call. The cellphone interferes with my speakers.

    It keeps panning back & forth between Medieval & Victorian fashions. One minute you see bustles & parasols, the next, sleeveless bastardizations of cotehardies & houppelandes. But Pierre’s fashion is closer to the Renaissance peasant clothing. & in none of these tme perids was it okay for a woman’s legs to be uncovered.

    This was hands down the funniest adaptation. ::headbopshake::

    • likalaruku
      likalaruku
      Completely Useless Now
      Comments: 740

      Does anyone know of any so-bad-it’s-funny animated versions of Phantom of the Opera?

      • OrangeRider
        OrangeRider
        Captain Sillypants
        Comments: 299

        There are animated adaptations of POTO? Well, there’s that Arthur episode (Francine’s Pilfered Paper/P is for Plagiarism) where they parody it with the author of the article that Francine stole from but I’m still so surprised that there’s maybe animated versions of the Phantom of the Opera!

  • OrangeRider
    OrangeRider
    Captain Sillypants
    Comments: 299

    That head-bobing guy is from the Dingo Pictures version of Aladdin.

    • Troggyman
      Troggyman
      Bat Hero
      Comments: 85

      I wonder when there will be an Aladdin marathon, seeing two versions (one and one sort of) got covered previously. That one and one I remember called Alladin (sic) are going to be quite the highlights in that case.

      • OrangeRider
        OrangeRider
        Captain Sillypants
        Comments: 299

        You spelled Aladdin the same way that Joel from Vinesauce pronounces it. Also, did you meant the Goodtimes version that LewToons reviewed?

  • OrangeRider
    OrangeRider
    Captain Sillypants
    Comments: 299

    29:16 “This is Sparta!”

  • OrangeRider
    OrangeRider
    Captain Sillypants
    Comments: 299

    Anyways, why does Frollo look like a woman in this?

  • hamcon
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    I can’t wait to see Dingo do Frozen, let us see how they will fuck it up.

    • Occam
      Occam
      A Real Turtles Fighter
      Comments: 31

      Heaven help us when they try to do Zootopia.

      • Brother_Malachai
        Scene Interrupting Comment!
        Comments: 272

        It’ll probably be under something generic like “Animal Cops” or something.

        • likalaruku
          likalaruku
          Completely Useless Now
          Comments: 740

          I was thinking it was Dingo Pictures that shut down, but that was Video Brinquedo, another thing Phelan might hopefully do someday in the far future when he runs out of Golden Films, Dingo Pictures, & Good Times stuff.

           

          Apparently, you can actually PAY DINGO PICTURES MONEY to dub your film into other languages. Sweet baby jebus, I’d love them to do a few episodes of Yugioh Abridged.

  • OrangeRider
    OrangeRider
    Captain Sillypants
    Comments: 299

    Is it just me or does Dingo Pictures kind of remind me of that one episode of iCarly where they parodied Disney with the name?

  • likalaruku
    likalaruku
    Completely Useless Now
    Comments: 740

    This is hands down the funniest thing Dingo Pictures has ever made.

    The Handsome of Notre Dame, not to be confused with the 2004 Phantom of the Handsome.