15 Comments

  • Dunes
    Robert Cop
    Comments: 190

    Character subtlety. Truly one of Baywatch’s greatest strengths

  • Nobody_700
    Nobody_700
    I'm THE BEST!
    Comments: 104

    Season 3 may be gone, but it will never die. It will live on, in our hearts.

    Australia and Baywatch have a deal. They can make as many references to there and even steal its inhabitants, but they may never go there. Ever.

    I think PhoeMe taught Stephanie about feminism.

    He was an Australian ninja! Now he can make 5 Ninja movies, and only star in 4 of them.

    Mitch is becoming more of a memetic badass every episode. Beat up a guy trying to kill a kid while paralyzed, defeated a kick boxing champion, and now survived a murder attempt AND saved himself while he was on fire.

    Hey, real question. Is Batwatch an hour long episode format, or half hour?

    • Obscurus Lupa
      Obscurus Lupa
      Bat Hero
      Comments: 82

      Baywatch is an hour long program.

      • Nobody_700
        Nobody_700
        I'm THE BEST!
        Comments: 104

        Thanks. It’s just some plots seem either too long to be half an hour and some seem too short to be an hour. Don’t know if that’s just you summing up a 10 minute scene in 20 seconds or this show is that bad.

        • Obscurus Lupa
          Obscurus Lupa
          Bat Hero
          Comments: 82

          I always condense two-part episodes into one, so some of the longer ones are actually two episodes. Other times, it just depends on what the episode provides. For instance, the Gilligan’s Island one has a ton to talk about, but generic episodes like The Big Race just aren’t as interesting. I try to make them as long as they need to be, and brevity usually serves it better.

    • Dust
      CUUUUT
      Comments: 78

      I remember they eventually filmed down here… of course, they picked a beach in one of the richest suburbs in Sydney, so the posh locals wanted to chase them back on the plane immediately.

      Gotta give the show some points for subtlety; at least his gratuitous Akubra hasn’t got the dangling corks.

      • Nobody_700
        Nobody_700
        I'm THE BEST!
        Comments: 104

        What? Then how will we know if he’s Australian.

        • Dust
          CUUUUT
          Comments: 78

          Well, this is American T.V… so if the accent sounds like a bastard mix of Cockney and South African, the character’s meant to be Australian. Check the name, also – if it’s Bruce, or something Croc Dundee-esque like Mick Brumby (JAG weren’t even trying with that one) then you’ve got yourself a fake Aussie.

  • Lermont
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 70

    How come every Ozzie on the show is either an ass or a murderer? Does David have some sort of real life dislike of them? It so easy to believe that considering how much they stressed him being Australian.

  • happymel2
    happymel2
    JUST GOT ACTUALLY-ED!
    Comments: 153

    As Mitch was falling into the water while he was being burnt, I would have busted a gut if he had just said “Myyyyyyy savvvvvveeee” in slow motion. 😛

  • lichenking
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 8

    His wife was named Sheila…nice

  • Kooshmeister
    Kooshmeister
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 99

    When Mitch’s lifeguard truck goes off the cliff, it switches to an older standard cab model instead of the crew cab version he was shown leaping out of. SEAMLESS!

  • Jon Protagonist
    Jon Protagonist
    JUST GOT ACTUALLY-ED!
    Comments: 153

    Crikey!

    As much as I love the melodramatic stuff like Shattered, Baywatch fails so much harder on their murder mystery plots, hot damn that was a contrived plot. Nice catch on the didgeridoo sound too!

  • Aethelred
    Aethelred
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 37

    Oh, yeah. Nothing at all poisonous about that Western Diamonback rattlesnake.

    Now, venomous, on the other hand…

  • Alex C.
    Alex C.
    JUST GOT ACTUALLY-ED!
    Comments: 149

    As of season 4, there are three scenes of someone lassoing an animal. GROUNDBREAKING!