10 Comments

  • Nobody_700
    Nobody_700
    I'm THE BEST!
    Comments: 104

    This is like that Star Trek episode where Worf is paralyzed. Except this is stupid.

    Moral of the story: Don’t save stupid people, or you’ll be paralyzed.

    David Hasselhoff is a good actor? PARADOX!

    Sassy black nurses are very common in both fiction and in real life.

    A 2 parter? Oh my god.

    The story between those two is that they were former lovers, who broke up after one of them had sex with Eddie.

    Wow, Product Placement is everywhere, even in rare good moments of Baywatch.

    So Mitch just has to kick ass to become healed? That’s… Actually badass. Points to Baywatch.

    God, you’re Stephanie voice is the most grating thing ever… And I love every second of it.

     

  • Dunes
    Robert Cop
    Comments: 190

    I remember watching this one in the stream. Looking forward to the Phantom episode.

  • Laserface
    Laserface
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 94

    Hey, isn’t that the lady from Thunder in Paradise 2? The dream lady? Did she heal Mitch with the power of convenient hot sauce?

    That is the most inconvenient child murder plan in the world. Like, Saturday morning cartoon level of planning there. Completely unrealistic. Then again, this is Baywatch…

  • happymel2
    happymel2
    JUST GOT ACTUALLY-ED!
    Comments: 153

     
    Now I want a Pepsi! Mission accomplished, Baywatch. LOL. ^.^
     

  • Alex C.
    Alex C.
    JUST GOT ACTUALLY-ED!
    Comments: 149

    Just as Batman easily recovered from Bane breaking his back, so does Mitch recover from his spine-snapping fight with Poseidon.

    When you’re a main character, spinal injuries are just like a bad hangover. It sucks for a while, but a few days later you’re back on your feet like nothing ever happened.

  • Kooshmeister
    Kooshmeister
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 99

    The crooked cop’s name is Riddick. Heh.

  • Jon Protagonist
    Jon Protagonist
    JUST GOT ACTUALLY-ED!
    Comments: 153

    Great episode, Allison! Such schmaltzy melodrama! Loved the Friday the 13th sound effects and the kitten getting run over effect, laughed so hard!

  • C-Puff
    C-Puff
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 49

    I haven’t watched the full video yet, but at the 0:56 mark it looks like Mitch’s rescue bouye thingy and his shorts are neon pink and I was convinced they were and got really excited until the scene changed and it’s revealed they’re actually just red like usual. I am sad I have been deprived of Mitch with neon pink life guard uniform and accessories.