24 Comments

  • Dacho
    Dacho
    Old Man
    Comments: 4

    Brilliant! ūüôā

  • Maleimar
    Maleimar
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 12

    *hides in the medieval¬†crowd and starts clapping… with a visible wristwatch*

  • SpeedyEric
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 64

    I just heard about Uwe Boll-Shit’s rant, where he also bitches about Harry Potter and Angelina Jole.¬† And fuck my donkey, I love this parody.¬† You’re the best, Phelous.

  • Ultratech94
    End Of Transmission
    S.T.A.R.S.
    Comments: 381

    I swear, having even more of his films get released is eventually going to give us all Irritable Boll Syndrome. this is exactly the kind of response I was waiting to see. after watching the IGN news report about it, I knew I had to see you respond to it in some way shape or form. and you picked the flawless way to do it. once again, you never cease to amaze me Phelous.

  • BB Shockwave
    BB Shockwave
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 42

    Did he really do this? I guess he is trying to stay relevant – he must not be getting any more money from the german government as he hasn’t directed anything in years, to my knowledge.

  • Trixie_is_best
    Trixie_is_best
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 83

    Wait, an Avengers movie done by Ewe Boll with Rayne, Farmer and Curreon in it, that would be awesomely bad.  Just to make it better, add in Siro to, since Siro is the greaterest characterest character to exist in like ever, like fo realzies.

    I had no idea Boll was trying to be relevant or was even trying to film again, yet I dont  see him getting any serious funding.  That is unless if people want a bad movie to riff and review again.  Granted I have seen most of Bolls films on SyFy, but I would never pay to see them anywhere even on DVD, I would rather buy Foodfight and actually found that in a DVD bin and almost thought about buying that for the laughs and riffing possibilities.  Dammit, why do I like bad movies so much?

  • obsolete
    obsolete
    I'm THE BEST!
    Comments: 119

    bolly bowl is completely useless now EEEEEEHHHHH

  • thisseatofmars
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 61

    hey phelous this is great and all but i hope youre not counting it as this month’s entry of ‘phelous and the movies.’¬† ūüôĀ

  • Steve3
    I'm THE BEST!
    Comments: 107

    Uwe Boll’s Real Avengers, with Blubberella as The Hulk! Get it?!? It’s funny becau–CURRIEN

  • Codythesickdog
    CodyTheSickDog
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 85

    It’s funny, at first I was like, HA!¬†Uwe Boll would say something that stupid.. Then I looked up news about Uw Boll and he actually did say all this.. What the actual fuck?

  • Troggyman
    Troggyman
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 78

    I watched some of his rants. So, George Clooney brought attention to the Darfur genocide, but he can fuck himself because Boll is better? What kind of logic is that?

    Rampage 2 was a horrible crude, offensive mess. I know he’s done some decent stuff, but this guy is a fucking joke now. He’s gone rotten. Frank Miller rotten, but in the opposite political direction.

    Good job Phelous on parodying him, though your parody was in no way an exaggeration.

  • LaughingMoose
    LaughingMoose
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    I had to watch this two times¬†in a row. Made me laugh so hard! Boll¬†really is a magical being…

  • octorockandroll
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    Love this video, also: Please please please please PLEASE do Golden films’ Hunchback of Notre Dame

  • POSTOS
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 6

    Aw, how cute. Wittul Uwe thinks he’s ever been a real filmmaker instead of a walking, (kind-of) talking tax loophole.

  • BarryTheMasterOfSandwich
    BarryTheMasterOfSandwich
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 91

    You should review Assault on Wall Street.

  • likalaruku
    likalaruku
    Completely Useless Now
    Comments: 734

    Well, since Josh Hadley kinda likes Boll, & I’m assuming¬†he didn’t know about this Kickstarter since he never brought it up, so then Boll can’t have done a very good job advertising it, so he should really be mad at himself. Seriously, this is the first I’ve heard of it.

    I wonder what it would sound like if Boll talked to Tommy Wiseau for 5 minutes.

    • Maleimar
      Maleimar
      NewbieDotCom.Com
      Comments: 12

      Perish the thought!

      If those two schmucks would talk to each other they would probably unleash unspeakable¬† horrors from beyond, destroy the universe or… *gulp* make a movie together!

      • likalaruku
        likalaruku
        Completely Useless Now
        Comments: 734

        Oh, the possibilities…..What if Boll directed¬†The Room? What if Wisseau was the star of all of Boll’s early movies? What if Micheal Bay codirected?

        • Maleimar
          Maleimar
          NewbieDotCom.Com
          Comments: 12

          This was the first possibility that came to my mind:

           

          Boll: *slurp slurp* Ahm drinking mah Milkshake right now, so thats ze noize.

          Wiseau: Ahahaha, what a Story, Uwe!

          Bay: *big explosion in pointless slooooooow-moooootiooooon!*

          BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN ANTI-MOVIE!

          All the children: Captain Anti-Movie, he’s our hero, takes the metacritic score down to Zero!

           

          I guess I should stop thinking about this. I’m quite scared what else those three could do… *shudder shudder*

  • dougputhoff
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 10

    I thought the real Avengers was with Ralph Fiennes and Uma Thurman.

    And this needed more of the singing cat.