34 Comments

  • Raggedyman
    Raggedyman
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 8

    You should replace the picture with one of Taja or Noob Sabat.

  • BarryTheMasterOfSandwich
    BarryTheMasterOfSandwich
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 92

    The love the look on that girl’s face.

    She’s having a great time!

  • Ultratech94
    End Of Transmission
    S.T.A.R.S.
    Comments: 381

    must be another product from the Daidouji company. being a fan of Cardcaptor Sakura, this is a hilarious concept. I can imagine if this was in the anime where Tomoyo suggested this product to her mother, and then giving Sakura & Kero a copy of the prototypes similar to the cell phones she gave them in the anime.

  • Trixie_is_best
    Trixie_is_best
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 83

    If you want a real Evilstick that would give you nightmares, is if one had a picture of The King Lion from ‘Lion and the King’ and when pressed would say “Diamonds, My God”.

    As for use for the Evilstick, it would be great to use for Halloween and maybe a prank to. Yet, for the price outside of dollar store, is just not worth it. Its just a fun yet very stupid toy, and is on the cheaper end of magic wands.

    • G.S.
      NewbieDotCom.Com
      Comments: 7

      I would personally like to see a version where the picture is Crazy Old Man and the sound effect/pretty music is his “DOYEEEEEE!” catchphrase. Perfect for every stupid and/or pointlessly-narrated occasion!

  • G.S.
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 7

    Well, to be fair to the mom who bought this, I could totally understand someone thinking that the “Evilstick” name was a bad translation of the original name of the toy. I mean, the picture’s covered up with foil, and everything else on the package makes it look like your average magical girl wand. I don’t really fault her for it, even if it turned out to be a mistake. It seriously happens to everyone at one point.

    However, if I was in her situation, I would have probably just taken it away from my kid once someone saw the demon girl and then show it to all my friends later on (because of how bizzare/insane it is, not out of moral outrage), and called it a day. I definitely wouldn’t threaten to sue anyone, or demand justice, or whatever.

  • Troggyman
    Troggyman
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 86

    So, the Cardcaptor Sakura stick turned out to be a Madoka stick. You should have known this would get Faustian.

    You should be commended for your efforts, Phelous. That’s quite the expense spent on… this.
    Be sure to exorcise it with every incantation on the planet. Just in case. We can’t just cleanse it with fire now, can we?

  • eavan
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 18

    $300?! Maybe the demon girl will be so flattered she won’t take your soul.

    I bet by now there are a ton of creepy pastas featuring the Evilstick, but nothing will beat it’s actual bizarre existence. Though I suppose if I was stuck in a Chinese factory making bootlegs, I’d be all to happy to create something that would mess with the people of America.

  • WinterDeathPeach
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 41

    Every since I saw people sharing links and whatnot on Facebook I figure we see a video about from Phelous eventually, seems I was right. I had no idea this was called the Evil Stick when you get a toy named that for a child you’re really risking a lot so clearly that mother should’ve been more cautious and actually read the top.

  • DemonioBlanco
    DemonioBlanco
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 29

    The real Evil was the mother, for buying unsafty toys on the dolar store for the daughter.

  • wetman
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 71

    Wait, it was Phelous doing Bootleg Zones this whole time?!

    Also if the way this thing “sends out the luster of the beauty,” is flinging still shots of Beauty from Good Times Beauty and the Beast then it’s worth $300.

  • Codythesickdog
    CodyTheSickDog
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 85

    Finally, the animeee!

  • disguisedreptilian
    disguisedreptilian
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    Jesus H. Christ I was only expecting  fusion of two of my favourite things (Cardcaptor Sakura and Bootleg Zones). What I didn’t expect was a lifetime of emotional scarring and nightmares from that fuckin’ picture. Kudos for actually buying that weird creepy thing. Hope the curse on it isn’t to extreme.

  • likalaruku
    likalaruku
    Completely Useless Now
    Comments: 785

    If you spent $300 on this, then clearly things are going to have to be stepped up an Patreon. Come on folks, Phelan’s eventually going to need warehouse rental to store all those Galaxy Warriors toys. Maybe add a big milestone for a Bootleg Zones stop-motion movie. ^_~

    Pretty big nose for a kid. Seems to have some gangrene going on in the elbow there. The pic is really low res, but I swear I see arm hair.

    • G.S.
      NewbieDotCom.Com
      Comments: 7

      I would totally be a patron for a Bootleg Zone movie starring all the little toys. Whenever he acts out a scene with them in the videos (especially with the personalities he gives them), my entire month is made. 🙂

  • Leech
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 65

    Wait, Sonic Christmas gets a trigger warning, whereas the Evilstick does not? Fair enough. Uhm, anyway, it still was worth the 300 bucks you had to pay for this. It is a thing of monstrous beauty! I really want to know what went on in the mind of whoever thought producing this thing was a good idea…

  • Knightroglycerin
    Knightroglycerin
    Robert Cop
    Comments: 189

    Wow…this is pretty fucked up. And I know plenty of guys who would love to do this to other people. -rolls eyes-

  • Dust
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 80

    Ohhh… the Nash thing. Almost forgot about this.

  • Ragnal
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    Uh…wow. Not even sure I can finish watching the review after seeing that picture and knowing this is a thing. This is pretty messed up to start with, and I had to look at pictures of Slender Man to calm myself down. That’s how bad this is.

  • karignisha
    karignisha
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 32

    The pictur of the girl looks like an adult with the large shape of her nose and jaw line…Also 300$?! ouch. This is so creepy.

     

     

  • fanime1
    fanime1
    Old Man
    Comments: 4

    When I heard you were reviewing this, I was ecstatic! This toy still baffles me. I just…I don’t even…but yes, sorry about the price. Of course people would take advantage of the fame to over sell it, but not even sold out Amiibos are priced that high! Geez! Don’t worry, I thought it was totally worth it!

  • Handsome Pete
    Handsome Pete
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 95

    Are you all seeing that creepy image in the wand, or is it just me?

  • UltraTurboJack
    UltraTurboJack
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 18

    I just can not get over this one… I guess I’ve been living under a rock because I had never heard of this toy before now, and even now I kind of wish I never had…

    That picture… it just really bothers me. It looks like a photo somebody found in a pedophile/murder’s basement that they then preceded to photo-shop over… uuugh….

    I hope it doesn’t start to posses any of your lamps Phelan or you’re in bug trouble!

    • UltraTurboJack
      UltraTurboJack
      NewbieDotCom.Com
      Comments: 18

      …DOOHWHEYNEN-and by “bug” I mean big!

      HHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

  • Naku-chan
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    Oh…my…god…I want this…when I saw the title of the video I wanted it….then I watched the video AND I WANT IT MORE!!!!

    *sniffle* Why must it be so much T.T

    RIGHT!! GOT TO GO TO OHIO!!….or snipe the crap out of ebay….(honestly I don’t care if I get the one you have Phelous I just want one =w=)

  • BB Shockwave
    BB Shockwave
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 42

    You really paid 300$ for this? Maaan you do need a Patreon support indeed. 😀

    This is messed up, and that laughter… sorry, “luster” is just ridiculous.

    To be frank though, Cardcaptor Sakura sounds like a knockoff name too (someone could not spell Capture?) so it belongs on  a KO’s packaging.

     

    • OrangeRider
      OrangeRider
      I think we should be enemies
      Comments: 328

      No, Cardcaptor is the name of Sakura’s title, not a random misspelling. Unless it’s that butchered English dub (called Cardcaptors, of course) by Nevuna (or whatever they were called because I can’t spell their name), where Li Shaoran is a Cardcaptor as well.

      Speaking of Cardcaptor Sakura, I’m been thinking on watching the anime for a little while now. Should I watch it? I might after I either finish re-watching Gurren Lagann or watch Kamen Rider OOO (my first Kamen Rider series) all the way through for the first time.

      • OrangeRider
        OrangeRider
        I think we should be enemies
        Comments: 328

        I’m now currently binge-watching through Cardcaptor Sakura as I type this and from what I’ve watched of it so far, it’s a wonderful series. I really highly recommend it!

  • docleo2001
    docleo2001
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    Nice to know all your patreon money is being put to good use.

  • OrangeRider
    OrangeRider
    I think we should be enemies
    Comments: 328

    The only CardCaptor Sakura-related thing I’ve ever read was the Tsubasa Chronicles manga and I only read like the first 3 or so volumes of it because it got too crazy for me. Anyways, my favorite magical girl anime has to be Heartcatch Precure which I just finished watching for the first time today. My current avatar on this website (as I type this) is Yuri Tsukikage/Cure Moonlight, my favorite character (other than Tsubomi Hanasaki/Cure Blossom) from that wonderful series!

    Speaking of Precure/Pretty Cure, you should really check out the Chinese rip-off of it, Balala the Fairies. Some of the episodes are on YouTube if you want to witness the horror. And yes, it also spawned a toy line (if you want to review some of the toys from it):

    https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1CfwHKpXXXXXuXVXXq6xXFXXXG/New-Balala-the-Fairies-little-Magic-Fairy-Meiqi-Blue-Stick-Wand-Sailor-Moon-MIB-Anime.jpg

    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/85/c0/63/85c063c9438bd22eae9813298d723f53.jpg

    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/43/00/6f/43006f5926fe033574efaa7c7ef2f8b1.jpg

    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/27/fb/19/27fb196c254cb5aafcd7cabd2b7d3963.jpg