32 Comments

  • keeganbdouglass
    keeganbdouglass
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 15

    The Dingo ate my baby 🙁

  • Leech
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 65

    Aaah, quality made in Germany. There’s nothing quite like it… (Being German doesn’t feel too comfortable right now. The shame, the shame…)

    • Troggyman
      Troggyman
      Bat Hero
      Comments: 86

      Don’t feel too bad about it. Germany needs to compensate somewhere for the dirt cheap high quality chocolate and food products.

      And I think there must exist atleast one or two good pieces of german animation, I just can’t think of a title right now.

      • likalaruku
        likalaruku
        Completely Useless Now
        Comments: 794

        Their Cheeseburger in a Can was neither high quality nor cheap.

      • SuperComrade
        Old Man
        Comments: 1

        [quote=Troggyman]

        Don’t feel too bad about it. Germany needs to compensate somewhere for the dirt cheap high quality chocolate and food products.

        And I think there must exist atleast one or two good pieces of german animation, I just can’t think of a title right now.

        [/quote]

         

        I recommend “Albert sagt… Natur – aber nur!”, which you can find on Youtube.

        • Doresh
          Just might make the CUT
          Comments: 40

          Mmh, anyone remember “Konferenz der Tiere” (the 1969 one, not the CGI one from 2010) ? Can’t really remember if it was “good”, but man, was it trippy.

          And if we count marionettes as animation, the Augsburger Puppenkiste is probably our safest bet.

  • BatboyEXE
    BatboyEXE
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 10

    Could be worse, this could have been Lion and the King 2: Simba’s shame…or Lion and the King 1 1/2: now with more Jar Jar Binks.

  • softy
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    I got this on dvd, no english dub but image quality is well… slightly better. I can upload that somewhere if you want. Actually the Son of the Lion King is a sequal, yes, a sequal. Wait the minute…. this is The Sequal. Game cover is the cover of the sequal. Someone messed things up. Diamond plot was is the sequal as in the first one they dig them.

     

     

    In dvd there actually is trailers for good punch of other films from same production company, these trailers literally are just first 5 minutes of so called movies. I also got sequal and one other of these on dvd, but Lion and the King AKA King of Animals (1) is far the most “best”, specially the ending.

    • Phelous
      Phelous
      Administrator
      Comments: 605

      Oh that’s neat… well sorta kinda, heh. Do you have the actual 1st one in english?

      I’ve been trying to find it all over the place.

  • Masked Kamen
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 12

    NAAAAAAAAH! DON’T WON’T WHAT THE WORDS REALLY ARE!

    It’s OK, we’ll make them up

    They’ll make them up

    NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE SAYING, BUT IT’S FUN TO SING IT ANYWAY!

     

    HE’S A THREAT TO OUR LIVES!

    HE COULD EAT US ALL!

    AND HE’S ON DISPLAY!

    TO REMIND US WE’RE PREY!

    —–

    OH, I JUST CAN’T WAIT TILL DAD DIES!

    —-

    I WENT THROUGH TRAUMA AT A VERY YOUNG AGE!

    THEY KILLED MY DAD!

    FORGET ALL THAT!

    AN AFRICAN CATCHPHRASE!

    WE ARE GONNA PORK TONIIIIIIGHT!

  • Gunvor
    Gunvor
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 10

    I was wondering when you were gonna review one of the Dingo Productions/Phoenix “games”. I was not disappoint. 

    I would love you to consider reviewing Tentacolino. That movie is absolutely abyssmal and probably the worst movie Ive ever seen.

    • likalaruku
      likalaruku
      Completely Useless Now
      Comments: 794

      I’ve been waiting 2 years for someone with Channel Awesome to go another Dingo Pictures/Pheonix Games review. They’re the only company in the world that makes Video Brinquedo & Animation Magic look good by comparison, barely.

      I wanted to recommend MDickie’s “The You Testament & Soyuzmultfilm’s “Winnie The Pooh” for weird factor.

      Kimba coloring pages, because no one’s going to notice if you steal art from Osamu Tezuka; the most famous mangaka in Japan.

       

      The Lion King: 50% Kimba, 50% Jungle Emperor Leo, & 0% Hamlet.

      No one’s ever reviewed ALL of their shit before. Can your sanity handle it?

      • Gunvor
        Gunvor
        NewbieDotCom.Com
        Comments: 10

        Imagine how Phelous would feel after watching Animal Soccer World if THIS one is giving him trouble!

        • likalaruku
          likalaruku
          Completely Useless Now
          Comments: 794

          Shit,I can’t watch any of their stuff all the way through. Trying to marathon their cartoons would be like watching Gerry & playing Desert Bus in the same day, while you’re kept awake by guys in furry costumes speaking to eachother in broken english.

  • Laserface
    Laserface
    I'm THE BEST!
    Comments: 103

    Actually no, Aladdin and the Adventure of All Time has WAY better animation than this, and that says something. This is just… depressing to look at… to look at, and to listen to these voice actors wasting away their time with their complete effortless attempts at life… I’m gonna go get an ice cream sandwich.

    • Laserface
      Laserface
      I'm THE BEST!
      Comments: 103

      Apparently ‘not done’ is an outdated term meaning ‘unacceptable’. Don’t know why they’d use old-timey talk like this for their movie, though.

  • Doresh
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 40

    Woah, those are some serious Dalmatians 3 flashbacks. The quality animation, the quality walk animations, even the quality voice actors are the same. Heck, I think I’ve already seen those “angry blue bird on a tree” scenes before o_O

    Seeing how they can barely animate a quadrupedal mammal, I have to wonder why they were so dead set on including a crocodile, especially when the animators have no concept of “depth”.

    Also, what does black panther need with a diamond mine?

  • thisseatofmars
    thisseatofmars
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 62

    Could someone please, please tell me what review/movie the clip of the man saying “OH MY GOD” is from, shown towards the end of this video? I love the extreme way he shouts it, looks like a good review. 🙂

  • Aka Guymelef
    Aka Guymelef
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 25

    I wanted to thank you Phelous because I happen to have salvaged from the dumpster a VHS with one of the “movie” from Dingo Pictures (the Atlantis rip-off one) but I was unable to tell from the box which company was responsible for this… atrocity.

    My only clue was that it was a german production. And then you showed clips from other productions and I instantly recognized one the reused model (from the The Fox and the Hound I presume) allowing me to close the case.

    Unfortunately the version I have is in french (my mother tongue) so I don’t think you could make a use of it unless for a special quebecois episode ^^

    Very nice review by the way. From the god-awful animation and voice acting to the poor pacing, bizarre plot and obnoxious character trait, it really looked like you were description the movie I owned which leads me to believe that they really mass-produced these crappy rip-offs with the same formula…

  • kashoterik
    kashoterik
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 10

    Loved these 2 videos, we owed them to little Phelous’ cleverness, MY GOD!

  • Tech-Mech
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    You have suffered the wrath of Lion and the King and he had to suffer from Dalmations 3.  Together you can defeat the evil.

  • iatethecrayon
    iatethecrayon
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 32

    no matter what I do, I keep coming back to King MUH GAWD videos

  • DexterYoung
    DexterYoung
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    This was awesome

  • NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 11

    Mahgod!

    #quote

  • likalaruku
    likalaruku
    Completely Useless Now
    Comments: 794

    Ray = Ralph Bluetawn Senior. Went to The Buvvins, never came back.

  • sadsadcomicartist
    sadsadcomicartist
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 8

    Before he and I were together, my boyfriend and I would subject one another to dares of watching all of the videos on the Dingo Pictures’ website. There’s true romance.

  • Spike
    Spike
    The Fuct of Pepsiman
    Comments: 225

    I genuinely have no idea what the point of these films were. Who was the target audience? How could anyone think this’d sell? Who bought these before Phelous? Anyone? They can’t have turned a profit at any point, surely.

    Even brain damaged, lobotomised 3-year-old kids wouldn’t find these “films” entertaining. I genuinely don’t know what Dingo Pictures hoped to accomplish.