14 Comments

  • rebeldictator
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    thank god for crappy movies and great reviews

  • BarryTheMasterOfSandwich
    BarryTheMasterOfSandwich
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 92

    OOOHH, FACED! Nice to see this. I was wondering if you’d do this movie.

  • Leech
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 65

    Yay, two horror movie reviews in two weeks! Excellent 🙂

     

    This was a good review, but I had to pause it several times, because I couldn’t take the blood barfing. I don’t know why, maybe I’m getting more squaemish with the years, or maybe it’s because I skipped breakfast today, but they were really hard to watch this time. Nice to see the Dear Sister/Hide and Seek parody make a return, though.

  • Smyku
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 9

    I loled just by seeing what film is revieved. Are there really any fans who would like to watch this movie? And what the hell Sam Gamgee was thinking? I know paycheck is paycheck but there should be some limits.

    Also I know it’s not Roth’s movie but lack of “gay” objects in this movie was biggest supprise of them all.

  • Daleklawyerbrony
    Daleklawyerbrony
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 33

    thus movie’s exsistence makes no sense was there a need for this film also 7 weeks after this film’s relese that mighty quick of ya to get to this anyway when’s gingerdead 3 time? maybe even leperchalous

    … halloweenie cross-overs

  • tommieraider
    tommieraider
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 8

    Never thought you would return to this clunker of a franchise but glad you did!

  • Glimmerling
    Glimmerling
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 22

    Loved the review! Thanks for sitting through this piece of garbage.

  • midnightmoviemaven
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    HAHAHAHA I was hoping as well to see the new cabin fever movie reviewed, did not think this one was too bad, but then again i like all the cabin fever movies, despite their character flaws

  • Doresh
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 40

    Long time watcher, first time poster. Wooohooo 😀 !

     

    And man, it’s a bit sad if you’re making a virus movie and can’t even keep your virus straight, with water apparently being the best medium for it, and blood only working when the plot says so – not to mention the random speed at which it affects people. Add in annoying teenagers and a pot that requires idiots to work, and you have… well, THIS <_<

     

    And I guess maybe the infected/zombies/whatever kinda act like the gel used in a couple bulletproof vests and bomb disposal armor in that they become harder the faster you hit them – or something. Though seeing how they can’t even keep their skin from falling off, I think that brick wall would’ve lost both legs and broke every rib.

  • Troggyman
    Troggyman
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 83

    The bullet is the best character, and he walked off the set before his scene was done.

  • Knightroglycerin
    Knightroglycerin
    Robert Cop
    Comments: 182

    Grrrrrrrrwhyisshewearingsuchhighheels?!?!?!!? Sorry, but seriously, what the fuck? “Going to conduct some important tests today, need to wear my good stripper heels. Hope I don’t have to run for anyreason.”

  • Laserface
    Laserface
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 95

    Just what we needed, another horror movie about annoying teenagers going to a party. Sure, they had that testing facility (or whatever that was), but maybe the movie would be more interesting if it only had the facility and spared us from another group of one-dimensional characters annoying the crap out of us until they die. …And if it has been written better and didn’t have the “Cabin Fever” in the title.

  • Daleklawyerbrony
    Daleklawyerbrony
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 33

    yes this is in production just wow wow

  • libra113
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 6

    Nooooo not the Rudy Hobbit!   Why would the Rudy hobbit do THIS?