7 Comments

  • October 25, 2012 at 6:14 am
    Aural Aurum
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 46

    “Your love’s on the line…

    FOR THE SLOW KIIIIIIIIILLLL!”

     

    Well, I’m hooked. What is the fastest way to pour all of my assets into acquiring hundreds of copies of this movie so that I may watch them all simultaneously on screens covering every flat surface in my house?

  • October 25, 2012 at 2:00 pm
    Brundlefly
    Brundlefly
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 9

    BEST CAMEO EVER, Basho!!!

  • October 25, 2012 at 8:10 pm
    likalaruku
    likalaruku
    Completely Useless Now
    Comments: 935

    Nice Lina Inverse costume.

    The 80s; where the hair & shoulders were big & the boobs & butts were small.

     

     

    Lol! You said “Little orphan Annie” just as I was thinking it.

    Let’s play a drinking game. Rewatch this review, & every time the vampire cop makes a stupid face, you take a shot.

    The ineptitude has me in stitches. Truly this is the Pot Zombies of vampire flicks.

  • October 25, 2012 at 10:39 pm
    Steve3
    I'm THE BEST!
    Comments: 104

    I guess you could say those girls were Xzibitionists?

  • October 26, 2012 at 11:36 am
    obsolete
    obsolete
    Prodigy Pet Gym Leader
    Comments: 122

    another great review, nice to see you back lupa 🙂

  • December 1, 2012 at 8:01 pm
    BlueCurse60
    BlueCurse60
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 34

    Wow Vampire Cop, you are one doofy failure.

  • February 25, 2017 at 3:48 pm
    Radu.s_Ghost
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 5

    I really like it when they cut boob scenes with boob scenes.