46 Comments

  • keeganbdouglass
    keeganbdouglass
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 15

    Cool, you and Lupa should do more reviews together.

  • WPB
    WPB
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 19

    Awesome review. I think Birdemic was shot a bit better, but it was also hacked to pieces in the editing room – this one was shot incompetently and had terrible editing, and it’s not quite as funny either. But you two were hilarious, and your styles really do work well together.

  • Dust
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 80

    That is it. I am getting myself a ghost date that’s mentally damaging.

  • dr_mayus
    Old Man
    Comments: 4

    The sad thing was I actually thought the Mountain Lion was from Birdemic and I was surprised when it didn’t appear.

  • Rakmi
    Rakmi
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 78

    You need to do more reviews together. This was really good… you know… from a distance.

  • Dejablue
    Dejablue
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 65

    so when are Phelous and Lupa getting married.  I want a recording of the wedding with commentary.

    • Aural Aurum
      Just might make the CUT
      Comments: 46

      We should start a betting pool of who the first married Channel Awesome couple will be. My money is on JO and Nash, with Phelous and Lupa in second, with (maybe, I’m not sure if they’re dating or not, it just really SEEMS like it) Lindsay and Todd bringing up the rear.

       

      It feels a little weird to speculate on these people’s personal lives, though. *shrugs* Eh, whatever. They seem to take the hundreds of bizarre fanfics about them as a kind of flattery, and they’ve shown that they have a sense of humor about them, so I guess we can’t weird them out TOO much by wondering when/if they’ll get married.

      • The Phantom of Pulp
        I'm THE BEST!
        Comments: 113

        4 years later update:

        To all who placed bets; congrats, you all lost! The winner was in fact, surprise contender, Paw Dugan and Maven of the Eventide who weren’t even together at the time on the comment being responded to so joke’s on you! Next were the co-hosts of Shark Jumping who only joined the site in 2014 so again, jokes on you! Ahh, it’s so great being from the future!

        As for everyone else, sadly, everyone mentioned in the comments has broken up by this point, aside from, to my knowledge, Phelous and Lupa (who I’m not sure still goes by Lupa) but they left the site as well as JO and Lindsey but all that’s another story.

         

        Hopefully I’ve not offended anyone; if I have, it was not my intention. But no one’s going to read this so it’s unlikely I’ll offend anyone.

        But if no one will read this, why publish it? If you are wondering that, then please put your query in the same box as questions as ‘what’s in the box’, ‘will you light the sky on fire’, ‘what’s the sound of one hand clapping’, ”how many roads must a take walk before he’s a man’ and ‘how many wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood’ as well as many other scintillating questions and make yourself comfortable while your question hopes to get processed

        Yeehaw!!! 🙂

    • Rakmi
      Rakmi
      CUUUUT
      Comments: 78

      I want an invitation. Or just the time and location.

  • qwrtyp
    qwrtyp
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    You are so cute together.

    • OuroborosChoked
      OuroborosChoked
      NewbieDotCom.Com
      Comments: 11

      Second’d. You guys are great on camera together. This is one of the best reviews I’ve seen in a LONG time. Great jearb, guys!

  • watho
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    Did she build a nano computrer as a software developer?!? She made completely new hardare here!

  • JoeCat
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 7

    Wait… it all makes sense now. Julie was a dying internet ghost. She needed a software salesman to run the computer program from his flash drive to bring her back to life!

  • predalienking6
    predalienking6
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 6

    nguyen is pronounced “wen” or “wyen.” I have a friend with the same last name.

  • JuneBug
    JuneBug
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    D’aww… You guys are so cute.

  • Z_GRADER
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 14

    i didn’t get it

  • waffleboi9
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    How has it been working long distance?

    You guys seriously look like you’re about to kiss at several moments in the review.

  • Skul
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    Aww, the ending was soo sad:)

  • Meangreenmother
    Meangreenmother
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 16

    Great teamwork!

    The staring at each other in silence for slightly too long worked very well:D

  • duberry
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    Hey Phelous, I doubt you take any requests or recommendations, but I think you should review the movie “Frankenfish”

     

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0384833/

  • MER
    MER
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 25

    Is it weird that I felt sad to learn that Lupa was only a digital ghost in this review?

  • damostat
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    “…XML, HTML…I’m a software designer” That would be terrific, if those two languages had anything to do with software development.

  • geddyb
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 20

    Lupa has seemed to have picked up a bit of a Canadian accent. Hummm…… 

  • Grungy-Martin
    Grungy-Martin
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    *Spoiler*

    Silly Phelous, the reason Internet Ghost-Lupa disappeared was that your shirt was red….and if it’s one thing we learned from Pulse 1-3 it is that Internet Ghosts hate the frequency red.

    Honestly though, love the crossover, you should do more crossovers together 😀

  • lv8-gazebo
    lv8-gazebo
    Old Man
    Comments: 4

    it does look good from a distance with a wall in front also whats with the little ghost dude in the title card i see him from time to time but dont see him very often

  • New To The Terror
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 11

    Im trying to find this movie  but no1 seems to carry it. 

  • edtheninja
    edtheninja
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    it was an awesome review, you guys are very good together. i actually enjoyed this review more than i thought. and i noticed you were using a tripod when i saw the final scene. XD

  • Karkat Vantas
    Karkat Vantas
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    Allison calling you was clearly fake. The times on the clock are inconsistent!

  • turbowolf7
    turbowolf7
    Prodigy Pet Gym Leader
    Comments: 122

    from a distance, you know, if i left the room and walked down the street. but really it was funny, though i believe your ending was more dramatic than james nguyen.

  • Plasticlion
    Plasticlion
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 68

    Yall had two single beds but you didn’t exploit the situation? Push those beds together or review V/H/S.

  • EnjoiIsGood
    EnjoiIsGood
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    Did anyone else notice that “super computer” was the OoGhiJ MIQtxxXA from Aqua Teen Hunger Force?

  • SpeedyEric
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 64

    Dear James “I can’t make a decent movie to save my life” Nguyen,

    You took down Phelous and Lupa’s review on this movie for copyright claims.  What the fuck is your problem?

    Sincerely yours,

    EVERYONE

    • joliet_jane
      joliet_jane
      Just might make the CUT
      Comments: 43

      Agreed. 😠  It’s bad enough that the video is gone, but the copyright strike on Phelous’ YouTube account is bad for his livelihood. I don’t know what penalties there are or how bad it is, but it sucks.

  • valou999
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 60

    Oh, what a great guy James Nguyen turns out to be… Dude, your movies wouldn’t even be remotely known if it weren’t for reviewers like Phelan and Co tackling them. You should consider yourself lucky that at least one person on the planet saw this particular one to begin with… Also, what part of fair use don’t you get?

  • Isolder74
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 42

    I’d imagine he’s going to try claiming the Birdemic stuff now too.  I wonder how long we are going to need to be in the Illegal Copyweite Claim Bunker.

    • joliet_jane
      joliet_jane
      Just might make the CUT
      Comments: 43

      Phelous has already removed the Birdemic reviews, I believe.

      I really hope his account and revenue won’t be affected too badly. Not being able to see those reviews anymore is bad, but the threat to his YouTube account is way more worrying. :0