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  • nerdremix.com
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 8

    first cuz im gay.

  • aspire77
    aspire77
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 40

    FIRST! oh wait..

  • zeekthegeek
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 12

    There actually is a reality show that could be described as ‘Survivor after the Apocalypse’ and had things like raiders, viral outbreaks, etcetera in decrepit urban environments. Of course it wasn’t really meant to be ‘real’ but was part of a university experiment studying social whatever. It was pretty good though as they had smart people on board as volunteer survivors. Worth a check, you might learn something like how to build an awesome wind generator. It was called The Colony and has so far had two seasons completed, one in apperently a suburb of LA and another in a New Orleans suburb (after Katrina, the area was abandoned so it kind of added to the feeling)

  • kitsume
    kitsume
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    Ohhh does this mean your gonna do jason x next?

  • Meangreenmother
    Meangreenmother
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 16

    Michael, how smart of you to check the amount of cholesterol before starting that granolabar alliance.

  • Evilkritter
    Evilkritter
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 9

    This review came out way sooner than your normal schedule! It’s almost like you filmed these videos at roughly the same time!

    Love it man! : D

  • Blackmatagi
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    im the only one to think of this? …ok ARROWS DONT WORK THAT WAY!..operation catchphrase ripoff was sucessful!

  • A Jill Sandwich
    A Jill Sandwich
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    Henry Rollins was the only reason I watched this miserable movie. Forget the super-powerful inbred mutants, the unlikely filming method, and the shallow romance: the thing that really ruins this movie is that it expects us to believe Henry Rollins can be killed.

  • OuroborosChoked
    OuroborosChoked
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 11

    Did you lose weight, Phelous?

    You’re looking a lot more svelte these days…

  • Aural Aurum
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 46

    Did…did you say “metal” instead of “meta” because of Sad Panda’s “definition” of meta in Welshy’s review of Wes Craven’s New Nightmare? Do you guys really communicate that well? Or was that just some sort of weird coincidence?

  • geddyb
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 20

    Michael Myers is awesome! Something about the look on his mask’s face and the high pitched tone makes is rather amusing…

  • Dejablue
    Dejablue
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 65

    Who names their kid, Texas Battle?  Maybe legally changed it but seriously, what?

     

    I thought this movie was pretty funny and el oh el the black guy made it to the end.  That was actually a little surprising.

  • Shield
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    Most overused beloved non-gags!

  • Desertpunk23
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 30

    What was the song used during the Rollins / 3 Finger fight?

  • Yushatak
    Old Man
    Comments: 4

    I’m last ‘cuz I’m awesome and stuff. Definitely nobody going to post below me and make a joke at my expense or anything.

     

    Edit: …wait, did that camera in the movie say “24p HD”… That seems to indicate it’s like.. 32×24 resolution. I guess that’s good for those scrambled pixel video thingies that they use as transitions. 😛

  • bloodmaster
    bloodmaster
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 9

    i love how this movie references a better movie( the battle royale t-shirt)

  • megadolaon
    megadolaon
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 82

    Although that full screen HD gag was pretty funny, I think the movie’s full screen HD was actually in widescreen. The white rectangle marker kinda meant that was the camera’s shot, right?

  • EddieVoorhees
    EddieVoorhees
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    i liked wrong turn 2..best of the series..the others are just plain boring and stupid..i find your reviews more entertaining if i’m honest..please review wrong turn 5 when it comes out..and Monsterman 🙂 just because it’s a really stupid movie.

     

     

     

  • turbowolf7
    turbowolf7
    Prodigy Pet Gym Leader
    Comments: 121

    in torso arrow shot?! i declaration emergency! splendid filming have reviews phelus!

  • fredlepchuck123
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    Comments: 6

    I agree with Phelous that this is the most worthwhile movie in the Wrong Turn series.

  • fredlepchuck123
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 6

    I agree with Phelous that this is the most worthwhile movie in the Wrong Turn series.

  • fredlepchuck123
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 6

    I agree with Phelous that this is the most worthwhile movie in the Wrong Turn series.

  • fredlepchuck123
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 6

    I agree with Phelous that this is the most worthwhile movie in the Wrong Turn series.